“These flies! Why did God make them!” Lovie fumed,
Her pitched voice rising, all for catching up with
Bony, careworn hands long risen to
The fanning of the fly-infested air
About her ears. “And why do they insist
On landing on our ears—then set there doing
Nothing?”
“Maybe they think they're us two
Old gadflies touching down in Earizona
Winters,” Will made light. “We don’t do much
But set there either when we get there. But
What makes you think God made them? Don’t you think
They look a lot more like his, Satan’s work,
The Lord of Flies? Old Farley says they’re the
Official bird down there.”
“He’d know, all right.
But why our ears? I can’t see either one’s
So fetching. If I didn’t know too well,
I’d say they couldn’t one of them draw flies.
I’ve turned it over in my mind so often,
Getting no return, that I’d’ve thrown
My hands up in the air if they’d not been
There all along—GIT!—ever since the first
Warm flyblown summer day. Instead I washed
Them both of the infernal matter—yes,
It’s his work, no doubt—and then turned the whole
Bedeviling question over to my ripe
Imagination.”
“What did it dream up?”
“It fancied they see our two ears as one more
High-dry pair of soft-pink sea shells heaved up
All those sea-tossed years ago with all
Its shale, this seabed peak we’re standing on
A heady half-mile high: ‘Look! right beneath
Our foul-smelling noses and our filthy-
Sticky feet, two more—hah! some defense!
Let’s stick it to them, put our ears up to
These shells and hear the mighty ocean’s roar
Not fifteen miles (if we could only fly straight,
So it’s more like fifteen thousand) south
To where the breakers break upon the shore,
The white-capped combers she could clearly see once
From here, but no more.’ Well that was fine,
My fancy thought, for warm-ups. Then it took
To turning every figment loose and let
Its whole imagination run amuck
—And then what didn’t it see out the corners
Of its lively mind’s eye! saw our ears
As mirror-image aircraft carriers
Tossed in the hairiest of hairy seas:
The wavy-wild Atlantic on the right,
And on the left the windblown, whitecap-swelled
Pacific, each one bobbing in a storm-tossed
Sea—and just the things to count on come
To teaching all the young fries, proud they’ve got
Their wings, their takeoffs and their landings—SPLASH!
You’ve got to time them with the pitch and roll
—NO, not the boiling sea, the beads of sweat
On deck!”
“I see, Love, your imagination
Hasn’t lost its vision one bit since
That day when it took to imagining
A life for you with me, to make me wish
It had imagined, through the years, a little
Better one, for you if not for me.”
“No, it imagined things just fine. It’s been
A good life, all in all.”
“That sounds like something
I should get in writing, so’s to have
a word or two in my defense when called
Up to the stand.”
“What makes you think you’re going
To be called up, not down?”
“I only thought
To plant the seed in his mind, just in case,
Through some Jehovah’s oversight, I might
Not find my good name on the witness list.
To prove how good a witness I would be,
I saw back there that your imagination
Clearly saw how much they all were counting
On them.”
“Who is ‘they’? who’s ‘them’ they’re counting
On?”
“Why, Love, I mean your fancied flyboys;
How their lot is counting on our ears.
They know that we know, when we hear their fast-
Incoming kamikaze buzz, we’ve only
Got a fraction of that time to get
Our hand-flown air defenses in the air
To wave them off, and if, as we are getting
With the years, too slow, they zero in
And—taxi to dead stop? why, they scorn
Such flyweight flying tactics—no, they stick
The landing cold to perfect tens, then hold
Their ground, still, almost longer than they dare
To stick around—then buzz off as expressly,
Notching up another kill that they
Can boast of so triumphantly among
Their kind for days (their whole life), for their having,
So fly-bravely, counted coup on us.”
“Will Sams, I guess I’ve known you long enough
To know, by heart, there’d be no flies on your
Imagination either.”
“No, I didn’t
Have to go so far as getting fancy.
You got to the heart of it a ways back
When you said ‘then set there doing nothing.’
I know flies are always doing something
So’s to make the most of their few days
Of life, the which is nothing so much as
To make our longer ones a living hell.
I only had to use a little logic
To conclude their ‘nothing’s nothing so much
As their way of counting coup on us.”
“I only wish to that same hell you speak of
I could count now on my memory.
They’ve got me so put out I can’t recall
Where I’ve heard tell of ‘counting coup’ before.”
“My love, we two are almost old enough
Now to have seen the Great Plains Indians,
This earth’s First Nation with their Animist
Religion, holding dear life, seeing virtues
Even in the lowliest of creatures.
Not alone, they saw, fell to the eagle
All the traits they so admired and worshiped.
So it was they came to look upon
That smallest, blackest, lowliest of all,
The winged pest of the plains, the ‘lands-on-ear,’
And saw for all its lowness that it claimed
No small amount of native pluck and daring
To land plunk! on ears of warrior
Braves—even with their fearsome tomahawks
In hand—and stay there even as they saw
Each red man’s ear grow all the redder for
The blow of the humiliation; stayed
When all reflexive instinct for the mean-
Intentioned motion coming its way fast
Was telling it to fly. And so the red man
Saw it won no little honor for
The blow of the disgrace the red man suffered
At its hands he understood to be
Its filthy-sticky feet; an honor that
Would never die for each fly-magnified
Recounting of the daring blows it struck,
The coups it counted and recounted dear,
For nights on end (all twenty, its whole life)
Around the council fires of its great tribe—”
“Oh, Will, these flies are like to drive me bats!
Let’s go inside where all your fancied words,
So like a mountain man, won’t have to get
In line behind a hellish swarm of flies
To get my ear.”
"My dear, my fancy’s fires
Would all be out and cold before our old
Arthritic bones should get us there. Besides,
I taught my words a long time back to yell
‘Geronimo!’ then make a beeline for
Your ear, sound-swatting all those in their path
The hell out of the way. I won’t be long.
And so the Crow, Arapaho, Lakota,
Sioux, Apache, Kaw, Oglala, Blackfoot,
Kiowa, Assiniboine, Cheyenne,
Comanche, Cree, Shoshone, Osage, Pawnee
—All the Great Plains tribes—put ears up to
The pink shell that was Mother Earth, the sacred
Plains they walked upon, and was the earth’s
First telegraph, to hear the Ocean’s roar
That was her counsel, telling them above
The distant thunder of the hooves of sacred
Buffalo upon the Great Grass Ocean,
Green and gold, ‘Go, take, too, for your own
The “little brave”’s courageous way of landing
A humiliating blow upon
A shame-struck enemy, and make a deadly
Game of it, and call it counting coup.’
(They took ‘coup’ from the French; their native instinct
Told them it would be a ‘blow’ to them.)
It called for bravely riding up in battle
To an enemy, at risk of grievous
Injury or death, and touching him
With weaponless hand or with feathered coup stick,
Notched for each life-risking coup so counted.
What each coup as much as said was, 'This
Bare hand might just as easily have been
An arrow or a knife, this feathered stick
A spear delivering you bloody unto
Wakan Tanka, the Great Spirit, were you
Worthy of this honor, death in battle,
At my hand.' And such was the disgrace
Of the denial for the 'harmless' touch,
That coup was counted and recounted often
Round the council fires, glowing in
The memory of one, and searing as if
It would scar the other one, for life.
The tribal honor system held that death
In battle was the greatest honor; yet
A brave could win much honor for himself,
And so win high position in the tribe,
By counting coup. So great was the prestige
Attached to honor that the battle waged
Was most intense to count the greatest coup,
As measured by the sheer pluck in the face of
One who’d kill or be killed rather than
Be counted coup on, and so fiercely fought.
The victor won the honor, proudly sported
Upright in his headband, of a single
Eagle feather, which, if he was wounded
In the coup, he got to dye blood red.
If wounded in a hand-to-hand exchange,
He won the envied honor of a spread hand
Painted red on buckskin or on pony.
One white cross sang of a daring rescue;
Two white crosses, one on horseback; painted
Hoof print on a pony sang the honor,
Counted highly in the firelight’s glow,
Of one brave heart for coup of captured mount,
Which honor glory he might sing of, seated
To the right of the Great Spirit, all
His days high in the Happy Hunting Ground.
But now the Crow, Arapaho, Lakota,
Sioux, Apache, Kaw, Oglala, Blackfoot,
Kiowa, Assiniboine, Cheyenne,
Comanche, Cree, Shoshone, Osage, Pawnee—”
“Will, if I don’t go in now I swear
I’ll lose my wits for all these flies!”
“Love, wait.
I only want to say the honor-gloried,
Legendary storied braves of yester-
year, the much historied Indians,
The Crazy Horses, Sitting Bulls, Cochises,
Big Foots, Little Ravens, Red Clouds, Howling
Wolfs, Rain in the Faces, Plenty Coups,
No longer ride the Great Plains looking to
Count coup. Those days are long gone. Anymore,
They set themselves down on their reservations
Counting beaucoup heaps of revenue
From Indian tax-free casinos, striking
One hard blow to those who drop the clothes
From off the backs, the food from out the mouths,
The roofs above the heads of their poor children,
On the tables, in the one-arm bandits
—Down the drains the lives of those upon
Whose blameless, helpless heads that we should count on
To hold hopes and dreams is counted greatest
Coup, a crushing blow that strikes so low
As breaking faultless heart—”
“Oh, Will, please stop!”
“I’m almost done, Love. But what modern braves
Count most upon today is counting coup
Without they’re risking injury much less
Their death, unless from the excesses born of
Sudden and great wealth. They bear their notched
And feathered coup sticks in the hand upon
The long arm of the law that keeps them at
Arm’s distance, free of harms of taxes and
Of running gambling dens. Yet far as we
Can see, for shame! of having fallen so low
From their spiritual life, no redder
Are there ears. Yet what of our ears, Love?
We white-eyes, near descendants of our forebears
Who not long before us counted coup
With forked tongue and yet more forked treaty pen.
Our ears are pink, but maybe we have only
All conspired to call them pink so we
Won’t ever have to call them what they are,
A deeply blushing shame! of crimson, for
Our taking their Great Plains, their herds of sacred
Buffalo, their culture—all their lifeblood—
Giving them, in fair return, some gewgaw
Beads and blankets and some reservations
(Which they had in spades at signing) not
Much bigger, which our near forkfathers, by
Fast breaking them like words and treaties, then
Made smaller and yet s—”
“Will! I just can’t stand it!”
“Lovie, wait, my last word. If I leave off
Now there’s just no counting on the coup
Of getting, at my age, this thought that’s on
The tip of my right fork back on again,
And it’s a sweet one. What I started in
To say is there’s another way we white-eyes
Take to counting coup these days—with words.
No, not by winning battles with them (leastways
In our minds) or getting in the last one,
Or by touching someone with them in
One of our heartfelt human-touching ways.
Love, those ways are as old as Cain’s and Abel’s
Old man and old lady, as the young
To this day speak of theirs, not knowing what
A blow it is. No, there’s a new way that
Is all the rage on boldest lips today,
And by which coup a brave can win much honor
And position in the Parley tribe.
You only need some native pluck to play,
The rules are few: At great risk of a harsh
Or cold rebuff, which well might deal a stinging
Blow to your defenseless pride—or kill it,
More’s the like (no danger means you count
No coup)—you daringly dash up to someone,
Not a weapon in your hand, and bravely
Reach out, well before, surprised, they have
A chance to fend you off, and boldly touch them
With the first word out your mouth—then quickly
Lay another one upon them, then
Another, then another, and so on
And on and on to this much honored end:
You don’t just reach out, like Ma Bell, and touch
Someone with some few words—you grab them, whole,
You buttonhole their soul, and so you hold them
Much as did that ancient mariner
So hold the wedding guest, as you’ll recall,
With but his glittering eye, fast holding them,
Not giving them an opening so large
As they might drive a have-no-truck-with-you
Through, giving them the chance to lay some few
Choice words in edgewise on you, touching you
So ‘Hey, look at the time—I Gotta go!’ly
As to break the spell. And so you hold
Them spellbound just as long as all your native
Pluck and courage dares hold out, so you can
Hold out for that honor you can live with
—Then you let out (deep inside) your most
Blood-curdling war whoop, let them go, then fast
Skip out of harm’s way, laughing (yes, inside)
As you reach up and pluck a passing eagle,
Stick that feather in your cap, and call it
macaroni? Lovie, no, you call it
Counting chatty coup.”
“—That’s right, you’d better
Skip your hide out of harm’s way, Will Sams!
But just you wait! I’m going in—where there’s
Not so much as a fly upon the wall—
Where you’ll be when you catch the smell of something
Cooking heavy in the air and want
A bellyful. Yet just you see if one
Does not let fly and land one on your ear!"
David, while I enjoyed the buzz, this one drags on too long. The dialogue does not lend itself to your usual satirical standards. It is good to see that the website is back on line though.
Les
Hi David,
I am stoked to see a new piece from you after so long. No time to read it tonight with it pushing 2 am, but I will be sure to get to it tomorrow!
Cheers.
Brucefur