"Pizza, that’s another thing. There’s this oil that drips, and it gets on your shirt. Then what are you supposed to do? It’s not like you can go home and change or anything. And worse is when you don’t notice it and no one tells you.
Like when that damn piece of toilet paper gets stuck to your shoe and you’re walking around with it there and you look like an idiot, who tells you that you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe? Nobody. Except that once in a while, someone will point to the spot on your shirt and say “You have a spot on your shirt”, and when you look down, they flick their finger up and hit you in the nose. I hate shit like that."

Holden McGroin - Ketchup In Your Eye - JD Salingus

Yeah, write.

Three things I'm thankful for:

Family
Faith
Sense of humor


Happy holiday Johnny.


Les

"Anyway, I keep picturing all these monkeys named after different days of the week playing pianos and all. I mean - except me. I'm the monkey from Sunday. And I won’t play any songs. That's all I do all day. Sit around and not play piano songs. Not cause I can’t, I just won’t. I know it's crazy, but why would McCartney write that in the song Michelle if it didn’t mean something important?”