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Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 01:54PM

My first and foremost inclination,
was empathy identity annihilation,
of Miss California's nullified infatuation
coupled with her exploitation
using vagaries of numerous interpretation
and delineation's amended law of excitation.

However, as the truth expanded
on some facts the press was handed
we find she held to her belief
but caused some others massive grief
when stated on her TV station
before a homophobic nation.

And then, of course, her nudity
where Christians find stupidity
if done for sexual arousal (duh ??????)
of the male who loves carousal
through the porno sites of chance
where ladies love to dance their dance
without a stitch upon the bitch
which causes an immoral itch
upon those parts in front of farts
when looking at those naked tarts
with plastic breasts
who fail all tests
of beauty queens
and sex machines.

oh please, oh please
let's drop the issue
of this lady's need to tease
with putrid pics. of rebuilt tissue
once a breast quite fun to squeeze
but rubber was a grand misuse
of tit for tat above the knees
and then your razor seemed to fuse
the prepubescent fantasies
of every pervert who might use
your pics. to masturbate excessively.

miss California, naked lady,
can't you SEE
the freedoms of your speech,
I guarantee,
but plastic breasts and hairless crotches
you display too frequently
are not a part of your misunderstood
and newly found old liberty!!

Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2009 02:28AM by easyeverett.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: Mr. P (24.20.36.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 02:33PM

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

Tell me easy, as I make it my business to keep order in the places I frequent, exactly what happened with peter. He is surely in a state of stubbornness at the moment, will refuse any wrong doing, and lie to me. I hope you are more reasonable, but be aware I do not take sides. My ultimate goal in this inquiry being to make you and peter get along enough to be, if not civil, reasonable. Should you need more incentive, my favor is worth it's weight in moon rocks.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: les712 (68.185.64.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 03:00PM

Tom, this one cracks me up. I'm reminded of the Jefferson Airplane's song "Plastic Fantastic Lover".


Les


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 03:04PM

I certainly did not know Peter was in any way aggravated with me.
I appreciate your intermediaryship on my and Peter's behalf but I
am sincerely at a loss as to the origin of your concern. If it is
my erasure of a number of poems, then Peter was correct in pointing
that out to me and I took the action I felt correct in retrospect. I
did not post with any negative expectations but I am always open to my
mistakes because my life has been inundated with mistakes. LOL. Now,
on your "favor's" worth? Is that weighed on the moon or on the earth
because as your digital mind evaluates equations of this sort the domicile
of weights and measures becomes all important in final decisions made. If
using the 31.7 % mass gravity load on the moon compared to the 100% gravity
load on earth then your favor is diminished considerably. However, if earth
gravity loads apply then you and I might just talk some more. Thanks P. tom

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2021 03:05PM by easyeverett.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 03:15PM

Hi Les. I usually keep channel 734 or Soundscapes on as background music while working at the puter. Today, somehow, I had CNN on and happened to catch a speech
given by this pathetic excuse for a spokeswoman. I could not believe her shallow understanding of constitutional ammendments and possible consequences of using freedom of speech as a hurtful vehicle for hate. It never entered her mind as a "role model" for young people that dismissing at minimum thirty million gays and lesbians because of her "upbringing" could be very painful to young people with massive personal issues such as their sexual orientation. The old "I hate the sin but not the sinner" is patently exploited hate speech. They never mention the sin of eating cloven animals like cows or pigs, or non-kosher products purchased from the local grocery store. These dietary prohibitions are excessively dilineated in the old testament and their importance to Judeao-Christian ethical standards is, by frequency mentioned, far more important than whom you choose to sleep with or not sleep with whichever looms significant in your life. LOL. Thanks a million Les. tom


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: petersz (69.181.22.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 10:23PM

P.,

Tom and I have no quarrel, so need no intermediary. We communicate quite well with each other. Thanks for the offer though. I'll take it as a sign of goodwill on your part.

Cheers,

Peter,


btw, other people's tits and crotches is their own business from my perspective...lol.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 12, 2022 10:29PM

LOL, Touchee' Peter. t.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: Mr. P (24.20.36.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 12:30AM

You mistake me, sirs, I offered nothing. The psychological integrity of this place is of more importance to me than your individual states, I am forcing myself on you. As it happens, your unique weaknesses are within my mastery,and so once salved, will enrich the environment; thus you are incorporated in the things I genitally shepard. Though that is not to say I won't be extremely present when one or both of you completely lose your shit, tasting madness seperate from my own.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: petersz (69.181.22.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 12:51AM

P.

Go back to sleep, and stop bugging the grownups.

cheers,

Peter


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotches
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 02:24AM

I never lose my shit because I never look for it. My madness tastes like strawberries
dripped with Swiss Chocolate. Was "genitally shepard" your way
of saying you like us P. Gently shepard would be so mundane but "genitally"
says so much more......You catch that Peter? I want my shepard to keep his
genitals out of his sheparding. No offense to the shepard but hey, I'm trying
to quit you P. tom

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2009 02:24AM by easyeverett.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: Mr. P (24.20.36.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 04:39AM

They call me William the Pleaser.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: hpesoj (69.116.241.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 10:52AM

I'm sure you all mean shepherd.

You do injustice to all the Shepards in this world who wish to keep their genitalia private.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 12:13PM

Well once upon a time a shepHerd did enjoy his herd
and every girl and boy of shepHerd age with shepHerd toy
would gather at the shepHerd church to hear the shepHerd word
about the sheep who roamed the rolling meadow with such joy.

"Now shepHerds have their favorite sheep amongst the herd at hand
and you can tell upon which beauty your fair shepHerd's gaze,
does land so long at crack of dawn on fair-haired sheep who stand
with shivered quiver in their tapered legs stretched out for days.

Now congregation shepHerds do infatuation true
on pretty little wooly sheep or sometimes just a ewe,
now that is right I said a ewe gay shepHerds are not new
so get a life and leave the shepHerds to their sheep to screw."

THANK YOU!!

Now tell me that is not some fucking talent. LOL

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2009 12:16PM by easyeverett.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: hpesoj (69.116.241.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 02:15PM

That definitely is talent.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: Mr. P (24.20.36.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 05:40PM

Unwise to celebrate such achievements. As a friend, long taken by fates he refused to obey, once told me, "How smart you are doesn't matter. It's what you think of that's important."


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 13, 2022 06:22PM

P. what such should we suches celebrate, celebrate dance to the muuuuusac. I celebrate two lids open at the same time in the same fuckiing head. I celebrate taking less than two hours to piss. I celebrate all things I've done, bad, good, ugly, and beautiful. I clelebrate every time I celebrate. And that is why you should celebrate something P, pretty soon old high-noon comes with no more runes to read or try and write tonight. Celebrate your ass and thank good God above that it's still surrounds your crack though it has grown much larger than the one you had when you were young and less than confident about comparing what you now want to "genitally" shepherd. LOL


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: Mr. P (24.20.36.---)
Date: May 14, 2022 12:08AM

Celebration is for those with enough to eat, a place to stay, and a dependable way to maintain both by their own efforts. Had I any of those, I would still not celebrate, as hatred is my method and mode. Every victory is itself my failing, as each theory proven only confirms my reasons and reinforces that hate. As to God, I've grown weary of entertaining the wild assumptions of others, you will not find my tongue on this matter silver.


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: easyeverett (97.125.165.---)
Date: May 14, 2022 01:39AM

Well, I am certainly not "god-folk" but hatred,
jealousy, envy, self-pity are all emotions that
leave the responsible party totally unaware of
those feelings. It only hurts the one whose hurt P.
and can never adequately even any arbitrary slights
or level the field for all because the perpetrators
have moved on to another field and another set of
victims. Hell, I still, when things get reidiculously
shitty, take my stash down'from the shelf and say to
myself, self, you deserve a little time off and you are
going to take it. tom


Re: Plastic Tits And Hairless Crotchesn (homage to Miss. California)
Posted by: Mr. P (24.20.36.---)
Date: May 14, 2022 02:49AM

Many people hear the word hate and think of things unrelated to my state. I understand this. I have had the unique opportunity to be tormented by people who simply enjoy being cruel, for long periods of time. When you are out smarted, out muscled, and out numbered, you can either become a coward, or endure, piling hatred upon hatred. Innocent, yet brutalized for the amusement of others, you learn what hate really is. Hate has nothing to do with destruction, that is only a connotation it currently bears from the simple minded who have troubles differentiating animalistic impulse from the drive to change unacceptable things. Do I want to destroy recklessly rather than coldly calculate, separating the innocent from the guilty? Of course. But then I would be exactly what I hate. So, I hate the hate. Imagine what that will birth.




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