Affair #1
My love is not undying
You could cause it to decay
If you keep your nose above me
And put me down each day
But if my love for you did die
I know in hell I'd grieve
But how will I ever miss you
If you refuse to leave?
Affair # 2
I cannot buy you flowers
For I have no gold,
And I cannot give you gifts
For in your heart to hold,
I cannot buy a mansion
Many things I cannot do
But if my nose was running money
I'd blow it all on you.
Affair # 3
You lie there there, you're so quiet
Your blue eyes stare at me
Your right hand rests upon your heart
And your leg bent at your knee
To your picture of true beauty
I must take a bow
If I'd'a shot you when I wanted to
I would be out by now.
But if my nose was running money
I'd blow it all on you.
Love don't get no truer than that.
Fun read, Terry.
Joe
And the legend they tell
at the Cowboy Buffet
was that TwoTen, his waist
grew two sizes that day
What have I got?
Now what have I got?
That I did not have before?
A French revolver I just bought
And a lock on the bedroom door
That don't mean that I don't believe in love
You know I do
Love to give and to receive
I just don't believe in you
- Robert Hunter -
If I had a shotgun
know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky
and shoot heaven on down for you
- sublime
Definitely a fun read Merc.
dang, you are brilliant.
since no one has yet to claim #1, here's what first had me smiling:
If you keep your nose above me
And put me down each day
where have you been? i've been here and gone, and back again.
But how will I ever miss you
If you refuse to leave?
That's a good one!
K.Q.