Bartleby says there's a cuckolded husband among the speakers in Ovid's ART OF LOVE, but I don't know the passage.
And I'm absolutely certain I've read a poem in which the husband, reflecting on all his wife's possible reasons -- NO, WAIT: I found it!
Anyhow, you fed her five MacKewan Ales,
took her to your room, put the right records on,
and in an hour or two it was done.
I know all about passion and honor
but unfortunately, this had really nothing to do with either:
Oh, there was passion I'm only too sure
And even a little honor
but the important thing was to cuckold Leonard Cohen
I like that line because it's got my name in it.
from "The Cuckold's Song" by (of course) Leonard Cohen
I love the pure self-indulgence of those lines. I found them at: [
www.ckk.chalmers.se]
That may be the entire poem, I'm not sure.