I need a poem about sex or just someone can tell me an erotic story

Life's a bitch so deal

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Les

It's not? Oh, what the hey:

Said Rasputin to Catherine of Rooshya,
"I wonder, might I introduce ya
To a czar in my pants
Whose posture and stance
Makes others seem mere lilliputia."


And, one for Bob Hope:

In the past, you've heard many flimflammeries,
But my research will much of the clamor ease,
And prove that the asp
Cleopatra would grasp
Was heard to sing, "Fangs for the mammaries".

A Bob Hope limerick. Nobody but you, Hugh!

Les

Hugh, I love it. And so, I think, would Mr. Hope.

Ovid: Ars Amatoria
Propertius, Catullus and other epigrammatists.
A pornographic poem: A Choice of Valentines by Thomas Nashe. Google it.
John Wilmot, Lord Rochester