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Re: Anyone ever read this?
Posted by: Satirical (---.nc.res.rr.com)
Date: July 19, 2021 02:52PM
FRIDAY, APRIL 15th
A goose violated his parole and hospitalized a little boy in Michigan. Waterfowl have become about as subtle as Chuck Norris’s 4x4 ripping through a JC Penny in the desperate quest to find a sweater which reflects that a Texas Ranger can also be a sensitive theologian of the new millennium, capable of simultaneously drinking a Chai latte while discussing Noam Chomsky’s new hip-hop hit single “Noam’ Sayin?”
Seriously though, this poor kid’s childhood will forever be tarnished by an undeniable fear of all things feathered—kind of like a karaoke bar frozen in carbonite just as Martin Short, dressed as Clifford, begins singing a falsetto version of “Forever Young”.
A goose violated his parole and hospitalized a little boy in Michigan. Waterfowl have become about as subtle as Chuck Norris’s 4x4 ripping through a JC Penny in the desperate quest to find a sweater which reflects that a Texas Ranger can also be a sensitive theologian of the new millennium, capable of simultaneously drinking a Chai latte while discussing Noam Chomsky’s new hip-hop hit single “Noam’ Sayin?”
Seriously though, this poor kid’s childhood will forever be tarnished by an undeniable fear of all things feathered—kind of like a karaoke bar frozen in carbonite just as Martin Short, dressed as Clifford, begins singing a falsetto version of “Forever Young”.